Standings
Tier 1
| # | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA | PIM | RECORD | PT% | STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blazin' Hustlers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 2 | North Island Wildmen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 3 | Brewis Electric Benders | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 4 | Jets 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 5 | Slap Sticks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 6 | Browns Social House | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
Tier 2
| # | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA | PIM | RECORD | PT% | STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Dekes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1-0-0-0 | 1.000 | WIN 1 |
| 2 | Morris and Schooley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 3 | Islanders | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 4 | Chiefs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 5 | Island Kings | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 6 | Six Mile Pub Jokers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 7 | Outlaws | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 8 | Perforce Penguins | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 9 | Big Barn Bulldogs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 10 | ZZ DEFUNCT THRASHERS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 11 | Dark Horse | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | LOSS 1 |
Tier 3
| # | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA | PIM | RECORD | PT% | STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lester Hat Tricks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 2 | Hawks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 3 | Moose Knuckles | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 4 | Lucky Loggers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 5 | Warriors | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
Tier 4
My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones. —Duncan Keith
Tier 5
Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken. -Brodeur
Tier 6
This is your moment. You're meant to be here. -Herb Brooks
Tier 7
All hockey players are trilingual. They know English, French, and profanity.
Tier 8
Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken. -Brodeur
Tier 9
Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken. -Brodeur
Tier 10
Why is a puck called a puck? Because dirty little bastard was taken. -Brodeur
Tier 11
The post, a goalie's best friend.
Tier 12
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. -Jim McKenny
35+
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. -Steve Rushin