Standings
Tier 1
| # | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA | PIM | RECORD | PT% | STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Blazin' Hustlers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 2 | North Island Wildmen | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 3 | Brewis Electric Benders | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 4 | Jets 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 5 | Slap Sticks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 6 | Browns Social House | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
Tier 2
| # | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA | PIM | RECORD | PT% | STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | No Dekes | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 1-0-0-0 | 1.000 | WIN 1 |
| 2 | Morris and Schooley | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 3 | Islanders | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 4 | Chiefs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 5 | Island Kings | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 6 | Six Mile Pub Jokers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 7 | Outlaws | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 8 | Perforce Penguins | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 9 | Big Barn Bulldogs | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 10 | ZZ DEFUNCT THRASHERS | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 11 | Dark Horse | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 6 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | LOSS 1 |
Tier 3
| # | Team | GP | W | L | T | OTL | PTS | GF | GA | PIM | RECORD | PT% | STREAK |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lester Hat Tricks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 2 | Hawks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 3 | Moose Knuckles | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 4 | Lucky Loggers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
| 5 | Warriors | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0-0-0-0 | 0.000 | WIN 0 |
Tier 4
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. -Jim McKenny
Tier 5
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. -Steve Rushin
Tier 6
Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental. -Jim McKenny
Tier 7
Hockey players can walk on water.
Tier 8
You don't have to be crazy to be a goalie... BUT IT HELPS -Bernie Parent
Tier 9
What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey? Wayne Regretzky.
Tier 10
Does your drinking team also have a hockey problem?
Tier 11
Does your drinking team also have a hockey problem?
Tier 12
What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey? Wayne Regretzky.
35+
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. -Steve Rushin