Standings

Division A

What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey? Wayne Regretzky.

Division B

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Pembroke Smokies
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Division C

The post, a goalie's best friend.

Division D

My teeth weren't that good to begin with, so hopefully I can get some better ones. —Duncan Keith

Division E

Hockey players can walk on water.

Division W

Sometimes you do the hard work and set the table and somebody else eats the meal. - Brian Burke