Standings

POOL 1

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. -Steve Rushin

POOL 2

Do you know what an enforcer does on a hockey team? Just checking.

POOL 3

Sometimes you do the hard work and set the table and somebody else eats the meal. - Brian Burke

POOL 4

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series. -Steve Rushin